If 'Feren' is the question, what is the answer?

The mad (Mad, I tell you!) Douglas Adams fan says, "Forty-Two is always the answer!", and runs giggling off into the night...

Maybe you shouldn't have included Forty Two.

We _all_ know that one.

I...have no answer for this.

If this is your doing Aureth, you are sooo gonna get it cornwuff ;)

[correct response to this: *ooer*]

Feren is a way of life. Feren is a belief-system that does not believe in believing, but don't think about it. Worship all others before Feren. No chin, no legs. Feren is all things except that which is Feren, but don't think about it. Feren is not unlike Feren on a cross, on a rope, in a can. Do not think about Feren. No chin, no legs.The only way to not know about Feren is to unlearn all the things you don't know about Feren, but don't think about it.To picture Feren you must picture everything that is not Feren; that is what Feren looks like. Sit up all night not thinking about Feren. No chin, no legs. Feren is like all the thoughts you've never thought of, but don't think about it. Feren is not unlike all of the fishing trips you never took. Feren exists only to eat Ferenself.No chin, no legs.Contemplate Feren by not thinking of Feren. Feren is like a ceiling fan without the qualities generally attributed to ceiling fans. Feren is not unlike a form of furry golfballs, but don't think about it. No chin, no legs. Do not think about Feren and you will be the foremost disciple of Feren. Never has Feren not been unlike fur-flavored inside-out cake.Do not allow Feren to not be small animals risking gastric distress.No chin, no legs.Win a date with Feren; entries must not be submitted. Do not talk about Feren with all of the people you wish you knew. Feren is like cold fire, but don't think about it. No chin, no legs. Don't live out your wildest fantasies with Feren. Learn how to be Feren by not being Feren. Feren can only harm you if you thnk about Feren. No chin, no legs.Do not live like those who would not live unlike Feren. Sing along with Feren as Feren eats Ferenself and exists solely for that purpose. Don't define definitions with Feren, but don't think about it. No chin, no legs. Do not consider Feren. Feren in flight; don't think about it. Feren-box without surfaces. No chin, no legs.Preach Feren but don't think about it. Dehydrated Feren deprivation. Add a twist of Feren to your evening. No chin, no legs. Feren is what Feren is not. Teenage dreams of Feren.Don't tell your kids about Feren and they will love Feren even more.No chin, no legs.Feren is not unlike a circular cube. Do not listen to the confessions of Feren. You have been led not to disbelive Feren, but don't think about it. No chin, no legs. Fan the flames of the creativity of Feren then get out of the way.Feren is everything in the universe except Feren, but don't think about it. Feren envy. No chin, no legs. Do not allow Feren to operate heavy farm machinery while Feren is not small children. Don't check your hair for Feren. Pay no attention to Feren or the words you now read. No chin, no legs.Do not think about Feren while under the influence of Feren. Feren is the lack thereof. Feren is every step you have never taken. No chin, no legs. Once is not enough; plant a porkchop today. Do not disallow Feren to not happen to your family. Don't be fooled by imitation Feren.No chin, no legs. If it is not Feren it is Feren. Feren is smaller than Feren. If it is Feren it is not Feren. No chin, no legs. Feren country does not consist of Feren. Feren is not unlike the space between food. Feren defines Ferenself by actively not being Feren. No chin, no legs. Feren is not unlike a five-legged biped, but don't think about it.Love Feren,eat Feren,experience Feren,ponder Feren,be Feren,but don't think about Feren.Don't put Feren on your toothbrush. No chin, no legs. Feren is not unlike a one-sided pancake. Feren does not eat your food. Feren cannot be read about; since you are attempting to do so perhaps you should re-evaluate your lack of thoughts about Feren. No chin, no legs.(With apologies to Pope Gus Rasputin and Rev. Zum Splurb...)

I must say I'm a bit worried at the seeming number of folks who have voted for "liquor." Do I really have that much of a reputation as a lush?!

I have seen a Feren "up close" and "in person." Feren's are always grumpy.

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Who's Feren?

What is the sound of one Feren napping?