Actually, this is a great place/time to talk about Zootopia 2, which theoretically someone should want to do, but, like you guys are fucking weird sometimes, so I have no clue.
I thought about doing an article, but honestly, I summarized it pretty good in the Newsbyte, because we literally know shit. Like, to steal a line from a harsh review of Lightyear I read last year, this has major investors meeting vibes, except they're not vibes, this was literally announced to make investors do a happy dance (and maybe also distract from a round of layoffs). I even hedged the Newsbyte a little because with the phrase "probably exists" because, for all I know, Eisner just threw out three sequels that sound like they should exist (right?) and no actual creative process has been applied, but, sure, I guess we can get on that now.
I feel like I'm being a bit hypocritical here, because now I feel like I'm the one who is being all Debbie Downer about this thing when I was honestly hurt by how fucking cynical and just mean-spirited everyone reacted to my attempts to just enjoy something enjoyable back in 2016. (Seriously, you guys were all kind of assholes about it. Yeah, Patch was the final straw, but what the hell was up with you guys that year?) Add in the absolute hellscape the last seven years have been, I mean, fuck everything, right? But anyway, I guess I should just explain this because I apparently wasn't obvious enough with a joke recently, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're all wondering what the hell The Last Unicorn has to do with anonymous trolls, well, anyway, nothing, actually, the clip is my feelings on Zootopia 2. Like, well, it's here now.
Actually, this is a great place/time to talk about Zootopia 2, which theoretically someone should want to do, but, like you guys are fucking weird sometimes, so I have no clue.
I thought about doing an article, but honestly, I summarized it pretty good in the Newsbyte, because we literally know shit. Like, to steal a line from a harsh review of Lightyear I read last year, this has major investors meeting vibes, except they're not vibes, this was literally announced to make investors do a happy dance (and maybe also distract from a round of layoffs). I even hedged the Newsbyte a little because with the phrase "probably exists" because, for all I know, Eisner just threw out three sequels that sound like they should exist (right?) and no actual creative process has been applied, but, sure, I guess we can get on that now.
I feel like I'm being a bit hypocritical here, because now I feel like I'm the one who is being all Debbie Downer about this thing when I was honestly hurt by how fucking cynical and just mean-spirited everyone reacted to my attempts to just enjoy something enjoyable back in 2016. (Seriously, you guys were all kind of assholes about it. Yeah, Patch was the final straw, but what the hell was up with you guys that year?) Add in the absolute hellscape the last seven years have been, I mean, fuck everything, right? But anyway, I guess I should just explain this because I apparently wasn't obvious enough with a joke recently, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're all wondering what the hell The Last Unicorn has to do with anonymous trolls, well, anyway, nothing, actually, the clip is my feelings on Zootopia 2. Like, well, it's here now.