Like, you want an Internet slapfight, sure, sounds fun, I'll be your huckleberry. But, you seem kind of young, actually, like there's a very real chance I've been doing this since before you were born, so I'm going to need a bit more than the current three days to comeback with "you're a virgin probably, lol, fart".
Eh, maybe I'm being too mean here. You just need a little practice! Like, if there's any ground rules you'd like to set, now would be the time. Whatever makes you comfortable! No judgment!
If not, just come out swinging! Just remember, have fun! Okay, here we go ...
Okay, so are we doing this for real now?
Like, you want an Internet slapfight, sure, sounds fun, I'll be your huckleberry. But, you seem kind of young, actually, like there's a very real chance I've been doing this since before you were born, so I'm going to need a bit more than the current three days to comeback with "you're a virgin probably, lol, fart".
Eh, maybe I'm being too mean here. You just need a little practice! Like, if there's any ground rules you'd like to set, now would be the time. Whatever makes you comfortable! No judgment!
If not, just come out swinging! Just remember, have fun! Okay, here we go ...
You think you can take me? You go 'head on!