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That's either going to be really good or really bad, I'm not sure which yet. Like in Forrest Gump, maybe it's both, happening at the same time?

I mean, on one hand, we get it, Hollywood, that you get it, we know you figured out we love our nostalgia, but that you've figured out that we've figured out that you've figured out that we like it, so to keep a step ahead of you've gone really stupid meta ... anyway, I've gone cross-eyed. I mean, throwing up My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Cats and all that shit designed to create "ALL THE RESCUE RANGERS TRAILER EASTER EGGS YOU MISSED!" YouTube videos videos, while actually kind of impressive in a "wow, was that corporate wrangling of IPs you pulled off there" is gonna take a bit more than just a wink at the camera to be actually kind of impressive in a "wow, that was a good movie" sort of way.

On the other hand, the "I had the CGI surgery" joke made me laugh. Also, screw it, I liked Space Jam 2, what the fuck do I know? I'm dropping 90s references in the first and second paragraph of my comment myself, and I'm about to drop another 90s reference so deep in my last paragraph, I don't even think it's worth it, but it also doubles as a masturbation joke, so what the hell?

On the gripping hand, uh, where's Gadget?

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