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What about my D? You wanted a story?

So I'm in Costa Rica and end up in the rainforest, and like an astute American I wore skinny hipster jeans on the hot beach and got swampy balls. My shorts go on for the forest and I go commando for chilling with tapirs and howler monkeys. My guide shows me how to lick termites off a tree (it tastes like sesame seeds imbued with pine-sol, stir them up with batter for a protein pancake.) Great hike.

I get back and go a whole night and day with nothing wrong, go to bed, wake up for a leak. Now something is wrong.

You know when you're a guy and your pee stream does the splits, so you gyrate into awkward angles to stop the misfiring until the streams come together. Well it's not working. I should be holding a precision instrument, like a WaterPik for your teeth, but instead it's soaking the floor like a rotating lawn sprinkler and it won't stop.

I inspect the urinary predicament and what the hell, is that a particularly tenacious lint particle glued to the nozzle? Jesus christ, there's a tick on the tip. It probably hopped off a tapir's taint and made a beeline for my tender juicy bits, because I wore shorts in the wrong part of the hike like a dumb ass. So I yell to my partner "AhHhHh I need tweezers ThEreS A TiCk On mY DiCk!"

(Luckily there's no Lyme in Costa Rica and it was too small to feel anything, I forgot about it right away and had a great vacation.)

When mike and his altfur pals try to act like racist stupidity belongs anywhere, that isn't a contribution, that's a blockage. They divert waste from where it belongs and get it where it doesn't. They're not an outlet for something useful, they're a wretched intrusion. Fixing the mess isn't messing with their "rights" to cause a nuisance, it's not "hate" or "politics", it's taking care of business. They aren't victims, they're parasites.

Ticks don't belong on a healthy dick and nazis don't belong in a healthy fandom. When you tweeze hate into the toilet, that's not "dividing the fandom", they just divided the direction the hate needs to go (out and down the drain). Flush it.

You know how they don't belong here? They have no good stories or art. It's all ripped off memes. If this is a fandom built for creativity, racist cliches are the most uncreative bullshit you can possibly do. They don't even have interesting personalities, they're dull as dirt. For a group that pretends they can use profanity for comedy better than those PC SJW's, they sure do suck at it. Hear me Mike? Your racist jokes are shit and you have nothing funny or interesting to say. Ditch the losers if you think you genuinely have anything useful to contribute.

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