Well, it's more complicated than that. According to Happy Science, humans evolved on Venus. God told them to migrate to Earth 400,000,000 years ago, and they were all set to come here in spaceships (forget for the moment that scientists say that humans evolved on Earth only 1 million years ago), when God or somebody noticed that Earth was full of dinosaurs. God was afraid that the dinos would eat the humans, so he told them to wait and ordered the cat-men from the Magellanic Cloud to come to Earth and kill the dinosaurs first. So now you know why the dinosaurs disappeared: they were hunted to extinction by furry big-game hunters from the Magellanic Cloud. Being a Japanese religion, the cat-men only had pointed mobile ears and a tail. Over time, they evolved to lose their ears and tails and became indistinguishable from the humans. I confess that I am unclear on the details of why Satan became immortal, went down and founded Hell at the center of Earth, and he and the growing crowd of lost souls have been influencing the humans on the surface to have wars and disease and jealousy and rage and stuff ever since.
I don't believe in laughing in someone's face at his religion -- particularly when I'm the only non-believer surrounded by true believers at one of their services -- but I don't think that I have ever struggled harder to keep a straight face. My story does not say anything about Happy Science's recent expansion into Uganda. Google on that. There is no doubt that Happy Science is growing faster than furry fandom is.
Well, it's more complicated than that. According to Happy Science, humans evolved on Venus. God told them to migrate to Earth 400,000,000 years ago, and they were all set to come here in spaceships (forget for the moment that scientists say that humans evolved on Earth only 1 million years ago), when God or somebody noticed that Earth was full of dinosaurs. God was afraid that the dinos would eat the humans, so he told them to wait and ordered the cat-men from the Magellanic Cloud to come to Earth and kill the dinosaurs first. So now you know why the dinosaurs disappeared: they were hunted to extinction by furry big-game hunters from the Magellanic Cloud. Being a Japanese religion, the cat-men only had pointed mobile ears and a tail. Over time, they evolved to lose their ears and tails and became indistinguishable from the humans. I confess that I am unclear on the details of why Satan became immortal, went down and founded Hell at the center of Earth, and he and the growing crowd of lost souls have been influencing the humans on the surface to have wars and disease and jealousy and rage and stuff ever since.
I don't believe in laughing in someone's face at his religion -- particularly when I'm the only non-believer surrounded by true believers at one of their services -- but I don't think that I have ever struggled harder to keep a straight face. My story does not say anything about Happy Science's recent expansion into Uganda. Google on that. There is no doubt that Happy Science is growing faster than furry fandom is.
Fred Patten