Actually, I'll do a joke I did from early 2010 that was really topical at the time, and totally killed.
"So, they just announced the nominees for the Best Picture Oscar, and one of my favorite movies of the year made it on the ballot. District 9. For those of you who didn't see it, it was a lot like Avatar, except it didn't suck.
Though we all saw it, right? I mean, I think everyone here should definitely have seen Avatar. I think it's the basis of the economy right now, actually.
But some people really went crazy about that movie, didn't they? I mean, just a little creepy. Read one article where they interviewed a guy coming out of the theater and asked him if he liked. He apparently liked. He said it was so awesome they should make porn of it.
I mean, seriously? Really? What is wrong with this guy? Does he just suck at Google or what?"
Besides the Best Picture intro, it's surprising how much of that bit is still relevant almost two years later.
Actually, I'll do a joke I did from early 2010 that was really topical at the time, and totally killed.
"So, they just announced the nominees for the Best Picture Oscar, and one of my favorite movies of the year made it on the ballot. District 9. For those of you who didn't see it, it was a lot like Avatar, except it didn't suck.
Though we all saw it, right? I mean, I think everyone here should definitely have seen Avatar. I think it's the basis of the economy right now, actually.
But some people really went crazy about that movie, didn't they? I mean, just a little creepy. Read one article where they interviewed a guy coming out of the theater and asked him if he liked. He apparently liked. He said it was so awesome they should make porn of it.
I mean, seriously? Really? What is wrong with this guy? Does he just suck at Google or what?"
Besides the Best Picture intro, it's surprising how much of that bit is still relevant almost two years later.