Hack into all *nix boxes in Greece and redirect all command-line commands to console Tetris, so that anything you do causes you to be playing a game and therefore arrestable.
You could also rig up a version of Klez or Melissa that would invade Outlook Express and pop up FreeCell every minute or so, and maybe also take a screenshot of the game being played and email it to the police.
My idea:
Hack into all *nix boxes in Greece and redirect all command-line commands to console Tetris, so that anything you do causes you to be playing a game and therefore arrestable.
You could also rig up a version of Klez or Melissa that would invade Outlook Express and pop up FreeCell every minute or so, and maybe also take a screenshot of the game being played and email it to the police.